[Larry's just chillaxin, walking through the castle.

Except whenever he spots another person he can't help but start screaming]Everyone else has had more sex than me ( Read more... )

Woah! I must have died and gone to heaven. ♥

[Yes, Mai, when you wake up you will totally find this asshole sketching you]

[Tralala~]

Anyone wanna make me a sandwich?

HEY!!! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA FRAMING ME FOR STEALING?!

[Have a high-pitched scream as the image of one former model Cindy Stone appears before Larry's eyes. After the initial shock of it wears off, he finally manages to calm down enough to realize that although she was murdered, she doesn't seem to mean him any harm]

S-sugar booger? Is that really you?

Woah! Who knew my portraits would sell so fast here?

I've already got a bunch of townspeople asking me for more.

[...]

I think I'll take my friends out to celebrate~ ♥

How else am I gonna burn through all this money? [X3]

In honor of Valentine's Day, I Mr. Larry Bu-- [scribbled out] ahem, Laurice Deauxnim have painted the portraits of two of Paradisa's most lovely specimens~

Behold, I call these Goddess of Beauty, and Goddess of Cutie~ ♥

( Can you guess which is which~? )

I finally found her! ♥

The woman of my dreams~! [illegible]

MODELS WANTED

Master painter in search of new muses for his latest project~

Tasetful poses
Flexible hours
No experience necessary!

Inquire within~! ♥

(Only cuties need apply)

Man, I definitely don't remember checking into a theme hotel before passing out. I guess it wouldn't be the first time. This supposed to be some kind of Excalibur knock-off?

Pretty nice place, though. I wonder if I can order room service ..